Doc Tel Boy

"Local Man Afraid To Go To Bed"



Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2011

by Doc Tel Boy
Back Trouble UK

Local man, Timothy Flowers caused a bit of a domestic hoo-hah last night when he flatly refused to go to bed because he feared he would be abducted and anally probed by aliens from a distant planet.

Wife, Bronwyn, tried to calm Flowers down by explaining that his previous experience of alien abduction and anal probing was simply a bad dream, but Flowers was having none of it.

"They're not sticking probes up MY arse!" he reportedly told his wife.

In desperation, Mrs Flowers made an emergency call to “Alien Probes UK”, and a counsellor was despatched to the Flowers rural retreat.

The counsellor, a hippy type wearing corduroy trousers, moccasins, and a floral patterned silk shirt patiently explained to Timothy that aliens were not remotely interested in probing his arse hole.

"Homer Simpson got anally probed!" Flowers protested. "And if it can happen to a Hollywood megastar it can happen to anybody!"

"Homer Simpson is not a real person," the counsellor explained with admirable restraint.

"What, of course he is!" Flowers argued. "I've seen him on TV, he works at the nuclear power plant and drinks Duff beer at the bar!"

"Listen Tim," the counsellor told an increasingly agitated Flowers.
"Homer isn't real, and neither are alien abductions and anal probing.

It's been a long day. You need to get some rest."

At which point, Mrs Flowers emerged from the kitchen muttering expletives under her breath and whacked her husband over the head with a Shillelagh, rendering him instantly unconscious.

She then asked the hippy counsellor to let himself out, hauled her husband over her shoulder and carried him upstairs to bed.

There were no further reports of anal probing by aliens. 
Terry has been involved in General Medicine for over 20 years, he is a keen sports player and still turns out most Saturdays on the Rugby pitch, although his body wishes that he didn't!

Dragged up in Liverpool and supporting the BLUE half of Merseyside. Terry went on to study Medicine and initially serve in HM Forces, serving all over the world and completing just over 15 years service.

Terry launched Back Trouble UK, during 2008, however the Therapist Directory did not go online until January 2009. The main reason that Terry launched the website was so that people in the UK who were suffering from a Back Condition. Would have access to quality, clear, jargon free Back Pain Health Information, and online access to UK Registered Back Pain Practitioners.

At www.BackTrouble.co.uk

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